|About the Book|
Everyones Crazy Here...In his twenty years on the radio, the mononymous Lionel (one name, like God, as he is fond of saying) has forged his reputation as an irreverent, ribald, take-no-prisoners analyst of culture, politics, and the world atMoreEveryones Crazy Here...In his twenty years on the radio, the mononymous Lionel (one name, like God, as he is fond of saying) has forged his reputation as an irreverent, ribald, take-no-prisoners analyst of culture, politics, and the world at large. Now Americas favorite contrarian takes to the page with this hilarious users guide to our country and culture.In Everyones Crazy Except You and Me ... And Im Not So Sure About You, Lionel offers a collection of hilarious and insightful observations on life, liberty, and the pursuit of alien life forms. From the sublime (Why do so many of us believe in God?) to the ridiculous (Why did he run over his sisters hair with the vacuum cleaner?), Lionel takes his readers on a riotous ride through his world, and ours. A former prosecutor, Lionel examines our greatest national oxymoron--criminal justice. He hates hate crimes, and argues against drug criminalization and the Son of Sam laws. Hes also an indefatigable defender of the First Amendment who nevertheless believes that men shouldnt drink mojitos or wear socks with sandals. And lest you think he just picks on the Right, rest assured that Lionel has plenty to say about Lefties, Centrists, and even barristas.No subject is off limits here. No group is immune--not conservatives, not women, and especially not American Homo sapiens.Consider these imponderables:Why todays acrobatic professional wrestler is inferior to the beer-bellied hulk of the sixtiesWhy Hazmat suits are worn more than once, but not wedding gownsWhy women cant tell jokesWhy you should never drink anything you cant spellAn infectious, irresistible, and possibly persuasive book that is bound to entertain and inform, Everyones Crazy Except You and Me ... And Im Not So Sure About You is the perfect read for anyone who questions the state of our national mental health. Void where prohibited by law.